Lame Joke - Dog Named My Penis. No. Top Jokes. iTOP. No. Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis? 1. Mypenis ate.
This may already be obsolete but come up with as many funny things you could say if you had a dog named My Penis. ex: I'm sorry I'm late Mrs. (in.
Pals with penises – what do you call your willy? If you choose not to refer to it simply as a 'penis' or your 'dick', instead giving it its own name for.
My dog always gets a woody when we go for a ride—excitement! There's so much dog hair on the passenger seat, his moist penis ends up completely coated.